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funny facts

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1. On Saturday, we had the opportunity to take some exams. Location: Center for Diversity, Cluj-Napoca. There were no special seats for the left-handed people, so the “writing table” was only on the right side (via Petra). By the way, did you know that weed is useful?

2. Romanian Football League – Oltenian derby, theme song during the team presentations: The Eye of the Tiger…

3. Tomorrow: teaching. Power and authority + list of the brands daily used.

Zee.

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March 2, 2008 at 2:10 pm

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adventurous trip

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Two interesting pictures taken on the way back to Cluj-Napoca. Check it out and emigrate! (phone pictures: Nokia 6120)

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No wonder that I do not trust the Romanian Post and DHL has such revenues. After my second shittiest coffee in my life, I took this monument.
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A typically (or even traditionally) Romanian travel job. I know it is not nice to mess with handicapped people, but common: what the fuck is this? “legitimatie? stampila”

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February 28, 2008 at 2:02 pm

Hitman (2007)

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Last night I had the opportunity to waste 90 minutes of my sleep time. I must admit, I played this game just a few times, but as a movie it was even less convincing.
I may say it is at least a shallow plagiarism from: Bourne (all of them), Equilibrium and I,Robot – because of the heavy Audi advertising. The story brings nothing new, just a few cliches with a programmed murderer who becomes a sensitive human being after a quite obvious set-up. As mentioned before, moves are from Bourne and Equilibrium, but it is hard to digest bold hitmen with a bar code on their had. There should be beeping when they leave any store. I can’t figure it out what is harder: finding a limited edition Audi S5 (not more than 100 in Russia yet) or finding these bold hitmen. The Interpol-CIA-exKGB triangle is a boring, and the US always fucks the EU and Russia.
I consider a complete loss of imagination to call something “the organization” or “the agency”. It seems that everybody is outsourcing its killing activity, no matter how influent they are. The last detail that bothers me: I am really tired of movies that dramatically present the “first killing” as losing your virginity in this field – it is something for a normal person, but in this setting it is just boring!
Overall, sucked!
Zee.

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February 14, 2008 at 2:50 pm

nobody knows, omg…

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Reuters gives 51% for Tadic, he claimed his victory, but no data available. Exit polls come, data like this on the home screen (comes directly from Belgrade)

Antena 3: 22:38.

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UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE…WHERE IS THE REST?! (2 candidates, total equals 100%) STINKY!!!

UPDATE 2: Live details from the Nicolic party, they are very sad, so maybe the polls were right.

UPDATE: Reuters text changed.

1st version:BELGRADE (Reuters) – Pro-Western liberal Boris Tadic had a narrow lead in Serbia’s presidential election on Sunday, with a projected 51 percent of the vote versus 49 percent for nationalist challenger Tomislav Nikolic, exit polls showed.

2nd version: BELGRADE (Reuters) – Serbia’s pro-Western president Boris Tadic won re-election on Sunday, narrowly defeating nationalist challenger Tomislav Nikolic, the independent polling organization CESID said.

Zee.

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February 3, 2008 at 10:41 pm

wtf

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Breaking News: CNSAS on the road

CNSAS thaaai thaaai…THE CAT, THE FLY, like N-trance: set you free! To fuck ourselves became a legally binding social category! SIC!

UPDATE: 45 days for the parliamentary changes – if not – ALL the decisions (past and present) will be nullity [Lidia Barbulescu, CSM].

UPDATE 2: Decisions of The Constitutional Court of Romania do not have retroactive effects.

UPDATE 3: We have just a press release, no proper decision (published). 

Zee.

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January 31, 2008 at 3:55 pm

late registration

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Well, long vacation home with mobile internet that fights against https/password sending, so no update, but it was very nice and relaxing.

The mobile/office collection is finished: Nokia 6120 (Vodafone), Nokia 6300 (Orange), HP RX 1950 (Palm), Panasonic Lumix FZ8K (excellent) and my classic laptop, Marvin. A friend and family member, but he will be changed this year to a nice little Mac or a 12.1 Dell/Vaio. But he will still be a family member – back home, doing office duties. For the latest acquisition (6120) I am really grateful to Jancsi and his O2 Flat-rate. It is complete!

Plagiarism: still a thing that generates the “I didn’t know that I shouldn’t do it” student response. Well, you shouldn’t fucking do it!

Participation increased in the participation research project proposal and Sunday mornings in the city at a coffee has their own charm. It is really good.

Still much work to come, administrative stuff. But for the future, everything. To turn a hobby into a job, man must die first!

But: Audiofly@Midi again and Steve Lawler@Midi as well! Soon!

Two lyrics that I remember:

Miss Kittin-Frank Sinatra: ” Everynight with my star friends/ We eat caviar and drink champage/ Sniffing in the VIP area/ We talk about Frank Sinatra../ “You know Frank Sinatra?”/ He’s dead!/ HAHAHAHAHA!/ dead.” (sometimes friend-gangs work like this. Complete and obscene version HERE)

Romanthony-Never Fuck: “We are night vision/ and we are the fuel/that burnt the night time fire/ so while you sleep/ getting ready for your 9 to 5/ we are deep in the night/ to make sure what we do here/ controls what you do there/ and after all this work/ he deserves his pussy/ she deserves his dick/ he deserves his dick and/ she deserves her pussy/ and tonight: we gonna fuck!…” (complete version, SEARCH)

These songs open the Vitalic vs. Laurent Garnier&Miss Kittin live techno (hard techno with rush) mix.

A classic Vitalic for those who don’t know him:

And a video that is much better in the Tiga remix:

Zee.

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January 7, 2008 at 10:16 pm

2 years, 650 EUR/year, a strong programme

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And we fucking call ourselves European University with extremely competitive and high-quality masters programme. MY ASS!

 

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September 5, 2007 at 6:59 pm